I don't even know if marriage is something I want, but regardless....
Factor for being Fat Free: For all major future events I want to be the me I am trying to be. The REAL Me. I want to take photos and not worry about bellies, angles, or double chins. I want to be able to pick a Halloween costume based on what I want to be, not on what will fit and/or flatter my fuller figure. I want to be comfortable in my own skin and not have to tread on eggshells for fear of the ground collapsing beneath me! (or the chair, or what have you...) I want to be the light, pretty sprinkles on top of my cake, not the fat ass who fell right into it! (Oh, and I want to have my cake and eat it too one day, slim and guilt-free!*)
*Although by then I will have learned the true value of 'indulge in moderation', not to mention will probably enjoy the extra workout just to make sure that cake remains a pleasure on the lips and doesn't get the chance to take up residency anywhere else!
ahh, yes all the things we want and all the things we will have!
ReplyDeletethis ad made me crack up!
It cracked me up too! I couldn't stop giggling to myself for a while :)
ReplyDelete"Here comes the bride.... Bum bum ba da... *SHRIEK* *bride disappears into the frosting*